The HUH??? Blog Ring:
Sometimes we post thoughts or events that have within them some crazy phrases or words when taken out of context are completely absurd... yet they show up in the search engines, and inevitably someone searches for them, and end up at our blogs.
We endeavor to generate web traffic by occasionally posting some of the weirdest crap we can think of, and then we share the strangest keywords that have led folks to our blogs. Come back to this post, and share these keywords via comments below.
We endeavor to generate web traffic by occasionally posting some of the weirdest crap we can think of, and then we share the strangest keywords that have led folks to our blogs. Come back to this post, and share these keywords via comments below.
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Thus far, my only interesting keyword is: "aif bubbles in your conlin". That's right. Someone most likely looking for "AIR bubbles in your COLON" misspelled colon, and ALMOST spelled my last name. Think you can do better?? Let's hear it! :D
I get some pretty interesting searches. I just checked my list and have two current standouts:
"What is Captain Phil doing in heaven?"
(Captain Phil was one of the captains on the show Deadliest Catch. He died last year.)
And the other. This one is so...sad...
"god my life is one big mess up. i have hurt so many people. i've screwed up so bad. i hurt alastair and heleen. i'm so sorry"
I don't even know what to say to that one.
OK... Latest weird keywords... I used Google Analytics, it's more comprehensive than the google stats... it goes back much further.
where can l buy a snow cone machine in quebec
tongue superstitions
will bright red rug burn fade
symbols finding a bleeding turtle
last name is conlin, but i'm english, not irish
full moon party 2011 v15
dislike of wooden popsicle sticks on teeth
Got some new ones:
- picture books about disappointment
and my personal favorite so far:
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Yes! Someone found my blog by Googling Poop! Ha! and oddly enough... Karma Kleenex... and Nookie on the stairs??
Couple new ones in the last week:
bad things that start with q
bird pecks bleed habit itself
Hey Karen, now I'm getting traffic from people searching for : +alastair +heleen
Couple new ones, though nothing spectacular...
at the end of the day mops should be in the bucket
i hit poison ivy with my lawn mower
purple hell server exceeded bandwidth
sexy on hold music
I haven't checked this in a long time now... Got some new ones:
english songs poop reback song
drawings of angry platypus
idiots on wheels
itchy testicles superstition
itching left testicle superstition
rodent blood mite
wife tales stepping on shit
has my chicken external parasites
A list of irrational numbers. Kind of says it all doesn't it?
So, here's the strangest one on mine so far:
sex monopoly board
*headscratch* I mentioned Monopoly in one of my posts, but not sex.
I really only have one odd one so far:
marauding ninja dinosaurs
Which I believe is awesome
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