My mother introduced me to the Grateful Dead, and The Rolling Stones, and Queen.
I don't remember whether I had a record of it, or I'd heard it a few times here or there or what, but for years I thought the song went "In the town, where I was born, there lived a man, his name was Steve." I guess I'd heard it wrong once and it stuck, most likely because I have a brother named Steve... But it wasn't until probably the age of 20 or so that I actually found out I was wrong.
Incorrect lyrics are a reoccuring theme in my life. I get a huge kick out of it when I realize I've been singing it wrong, and even more when I can change the lyrics to suit my mood or get a smile out of someone. The following is an old post I did, I thought I'd repost the meat and potatoes of it here for your convenience:
Disclaimer: I apologize if I ruin any of these songs for anyone, cause chance are once you're looking for the wrong lyric, you'll hear it every time.
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Of course, there's the class Jimi Hendrix song, Purple Haze
The Lyric: "S'cuse me while I kiss the sky!"
My Version: "S'cuse me while I kiss this guy!"
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Elton John's Tiny Dancer
had a couple...
The Lyric: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer."
My Version: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
AND
The Lyric: "Count the head lights on the highway."
My Version: "Count the head lice on the highway."
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Allanis Morrisette's man-hater song You Oughta Know
The Lyric: "It's not fair to deny me the cross I bear that you gave to me"
My Version: "It's not fair to deny me the cross eyed bear that you gave to me".
Not sure what I thought there, I figured the guy gave her a teddy bear and it was cross eyed, but he took it when he left?? /shrug
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Tom Petty's Free Fallin'
They Lyric: "And I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart."
My Version: "And I'm a bad boy for breakin' her arm."
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The Police Spirits In The Material World
The Lyric: "We are spirits, in the material world."
My Version: "We're asparagus, in the material world."
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The Police's Message In A Bottle
The Lyric: "A year has passed since I wrote my note."
My Version: "A year has passed since I broke my nose"
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The Verve Pipe Freshmen
The Lyric: "For the life of me, I could not believe we'd ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen."
My Version: "For the life of me, I could not believe we'd ever die forty cents, we were merely freshmen."
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Of course, there's the class Jimi Hendrix song, Purple Haze
The Lyric: "S'cuse me while I kiss the sky!"
My Version: "S'cuse me while I kiss this guy!"
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Elton John's Tiny Dancer
The Lyric: "Hold me closer, tiny dancer."
My Version: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
AND
The Lyric: "Count the head lights on the highway."
My Version: "Count the head lice on the highway."
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Allanis Morrisette's man-hater song You Oughta Know
The Lyric: "It's not fair to deny me the cross I bear that you gave to me"
My Version: "It's not fair to deny me the cross eyed bear that you gave to me".
Not sure what I thought there, I figured the guy gave her a teddy bear and it was cross eyed, but he took it when he left?? /shrug
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Tom Petty's Free Fallin'
They Lyric: "And I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart."
My Version: "And I'm a bad boy for breakin' her arm."
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The Police Spirits In The Material World
The Lyric: "We are spirits, in the material world."
My Version: "We're asparagus, in the material world."
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The Police's Message In A Bottle
The Lyric: "A year has passed since I wrote my note."
My Version: "A year has passed since I broke my nose"
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The Verve Pipe Freshmen
The Lyric: "For the life of me, I could not believe we'd ever die for these sins, we were merely freshmen."
My Version: "For the life of me, I could not believe we'd ever die forty cents, we were merely freshmen."
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Those are called Mondegreens. My favorite is from CCW: "...there's a bathroom on the right."
ReplyDeletefor:
"...there's a bad moon on the rise."
Whitesnake: Here I Go Again
ReplyDeleteThe Lyric: "Like a drifter I was born to walk alone"
My version (until recently, when I was corrected and teased mercilessly): "Like a twister I was born to walk alone"
Ha!
ReplyDelete"Wrapped up like a douche..."
Yeah, you know which song I'm talkin' 'bout!
Ha!
"Lucy in the sky with Linus." Isnt' that another Elton John? Maybe he should have a lesson on diction. These can be SO FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteAnother one: Carry a laser on the road that I must travel.
I'm cracking at your versions.. mostly because I do the same thing to this day!
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I came to visit, but decided to stay
Mondegreens: Love 'em or leave 'em.
ReplyDelete[Blush] The Rolling Stones are my era, my generation, and I'm hip, slick and cool. So only recently, I was belting one of their tunes and I asked my companion what he thought a "gin salt bar room queen" was, exactly. "Um, Les, I think that's gin SOAKED bar room queen." Of course he was right, and I KNOW what that is, exactly.
ReplyDeleteI usually don't pay much attention to lyrics anyway. I probably get plenty of them wrong.
ReplyDeleteHope you'll join us for The A to Z Challenge Reflections Post on Monday May 2nd.
Lee